saskiiaa wrote:I take like 2 hours in showers bc I pretend I'm a deer and that the glass is my home and wolves r trying to break in
don't ask
tbh i do a ton of weird crap in the shower:
• after shampooing and conditioning my hair, i like to dump both the conditioner and shampoo in my hand and then mix them together like i'm making a potion
• also i mix the liquid soaps together as well
• i usually put too much conditioner on my hair and it generates a lot of soapy bubbles, so i play with that a lot too :"D
• smooth my hair back and act like i'm a mermaid that just surfaced
• attempt and stack/style my hair into weird hairstyles (b/c it's easier to "mold" your hair when it's wet and also soapy....i don't know how to explain this)
• do small and weird dances while quietly singing off-key
• do that thing when your hands are positioned in the right place and the water shoots out of your fingers. when that happens i act like i'm a waterbender and legit act out a whole story
• panic about the things i didn't do
• have an existential crisis or get way too deep
• this may or may not be gross but i turn my face to the shower, swallow a crap ton of water, and then spit it all out as forcefully as i can to mimic being a water dragon
yep. why am i like this
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