doomsday
- they have an insane amount of tokens
- mildly active on the chat thread
- probably either hardcore traded or hardcore all-nighted for those tokens
- seriously how??
- very precise with what tokens they spend
- paranoid that they'll blow all of their tokens on some pets or items they love and then another equally cute pet/item comes out requiring similar sets of items
- probably ends up with an excessive amount of leftover tokens
- "i'm conflicted over whether or not i should try again and pray i get the outcome i want"
- never trades their tokens during the event, and saves all of them up to spend at the end
- [one minute before rollover] "let the hunger games begin"
- somewhere between sane and insane but edging to insane
- [cute item/pet comes out] [nervous sweating]
master
- 0.3 milliseconds into the event and they've already hit the limit
- h o W
- generally has good luck
- they know what they're doing and seem to be able to always pick the right racer
- doesn't all-night very frequently, and they're still doing better than you in terms of tokens
- why do they always have more tokens than you? what's their secret?
- probably ends up hoarding something from the event
- they probably have high hopes for something specific to show up in the event
- usually pretty happy and often gifts away extra outcomes to people who need it
- they're still sane, fortunately
- has a crisis twice a day on whether or not they should stay up and pull an all-nighter
- chill but they're probably lowkey dying on the inside
- a Saver, probably
normal
- they're normal
- just came here to get tokens and have some fun
- chill, doesn't get involved in the (joke) drama (eg. sacrificers vs savers)
- isn't very active on the chat thread, but occasionally lurks
- some bad luck but it's pretty balanced
- probably posts every once in a while to update people on outcomes
- concerned at how many people are pulling all-nighters
- doesn't really say anything about it though
- "is everybody okay"
- sane
dedicated
- ladies and gentlemen, the true collector
- they haven't slept since june 1st
- they're experienced in all-nighters and they don't even need coffee
- they say all-nighters but they usually drop dead before they can pull one, but it's still close to an all-nighter so nobody corrects them
- heavily involved in the (joke) drama
- huGE amounts of tokens from all of their sleepless nights but not the ones they want
- probably a Sacrificer at this point, they're spiraling into insanity
- constantly plagued with bad luck
- probably make a ton of memes on the thread using the squid guard and memes in general
- "you mean you acTUALLY SLEEP?? p a t h e t i c m o r t a l"
- active on the thread but they're either making memes or they're expressing frustration
- can somebody get them to a hospital please
theorist
- started making theories for the 2017 summer event 15 years before it started
- their theories aren't right most of the time but they're very close to being correct, just off by a lil
- usually before rollover they start predicting what we'll see next or hoping for something specific
- probably lowkey angry that the mods misleaded us with the cheese (they had a good theory in mind as to what the event could be and they're probably lowkey disappointed it was a troll)
- have high hopes for something specific to show up in the event
- they probably have a favourite artist that they are hoping to see pets from
- generally just really happy?? always compliments the artists a lot
- "you know what would be super cool? [insert theory here]"
- kind of like to watch the drama
- sane
demonic
- constant bad luck, it doesn't matter what they do
- at this point they'd 1v1 fist fight the website itself if websites could fist fight
- probably blows half of their trade fodder for missing outcomes only to get the missing outcomes later (whether it be lucky dip, banner pets, etc)
- the banner, in general, wants them to burn doesn't like them
- expressing frustration on the chat thread 24/7
- wake me up inside (can't wake up inside)
- also all-nighting but they've kind of lost hope at this point
- a Sacrificer, probably; they've fully coverted and at this point believe that sacrificing a mod is the only way
- [gets token they want from the banner] "holy crap you guys CS is malfunctioning"
- "lmao sanity?? what's that"
- [sad violin music in the background]
- they weren't sane in the first place
- get them to a hospital
soldier
- more involved in drama than anything else, they're a recognized hero and icon for their team by now
- rallying everybody up
- they fuel the fire for the (joke) drama
- they're constantly switching between talking about the event and then talking about the drama on the thread
- active on the thread, they're either starting a war, a cult, a petition, a discord, a battle, or they're making memes and fighting everybody not on their tram
- they're probably a Sacrificer and they're probably on Team Steve
- gets all out with the team drama and creates banners, stamps, mascots, traditions, legacies, an academy, a full-sized empire, a royal guard, a royal court, and generally just makes their team feel loved
- generally just enthusiastic
- "okay, so who's going to be sacrificed first?"
- probably a cool person and they probably can also draw - not the best artist but an average and they have a cute style
- sane and insane mixture but more insane than sane
busy bee
- they've got real life issues to cope with and unforunately, also this event to cope with
- very busy generally in real life, not a lot of time to collect tokens
- they are very well aware that the pets and items are just pixels
- however everytime they log onto CS and see all of the outcomes they're missing they die a little on the inside
- lowkey stressed about their missing outcomes, probably frequents the trade thread
- unable to relate to the all-nighter people
- still posts on occasion but isn't very active on the chat thread, sometimes lurks
- watching the drama from the sidelines
- "i swear to goD if i don't get [insert outcome here] in my next try i'm going to murder a man"
- doing a ton of things in-between the 20 minute waits (usually productive things, too)
- [trades in tokens] [closes eyes, praying] [opens eyes] [disappointed sigh]
fashionista
- h y p e d for the event in general, but they're just a little bit more excited for the items than the pets
- probably already thinking of what items they can use, and already has a solid dress-up idea
- their dress-ups are literally goals, how do they do this
- they probably end up getting 2445626262618991 duplicates of their favourite item
- not really active on the chat thread, only thing they really say is about what items they hope will be in the event
- occasionally hops in to compliment and shower the artists with love though!!
- also probably hoping for specific items in the event
- hunts tokens like a normal human being and doesn't pull all-nighters frequently
- they go at sonic speeds and they usually post the new outcomes to the chat thread before anybody else
- "i love this pet!! it's so cute and well-designed, the artists really outdid themselves on this event. ooH i know juST the item that'll look good with this brb"
- sane, and they're probably a Saver
eternally confused
- they're either relatively new, a returning old member, or they're just confused
- asks questions somewhat frequently on the thread
- lowkey feel stupid after getting their question answered because suddenly it seems obvious
- they watch the drama from the sidelines and get really confused all the time - like, when did the sacrifice mods tradition become a thing? why is it a thing? what did the mods do wrong? will somebody actually get sacrificed? are they joking? how do the mods feel about this? is tess aware? why are people fighting over hamsters? what do hamsters and pokemon go teams even have in common?
- posts on occasion, but they don't really read the other posts, and don't lurk much either, so they usually miss a lot of the drama anyway
- surprisingly bright, doesn't really get explosive over bad luck
- "not the one i wanted...oh, well! it's okay, they're all really cute anyways."
- probably will stay up to a kind of late time to collect tokens but probably will never strive to pull an all-nighter
- sane 100%
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