Javin wrote:Err wrote:After the event, Archie returns to the museum to show the world his finds...
"...I'm sorry Archie, but we simply cannot display your finds. You see these marks and scratches? A clever thief has replaced the real ones with these, hoping all the markings will make them look authentic. However, if the artifacts were real, they would be in tip-top condition. I'm sorry, you did what?!?! You say you accidentally threw them out and that the tourists collected them back for you?!?! Oh dear, Archie. You've destroyed national treasures and made us look like fools. I mean, you let amateurs do a better job then you? tsk. And these bricks? Half of them are no more then mere crumbs! Dear oh dear, we are in a pickle aren't we? I'm afraid there are grave consequences for these relic mishaps..."
...also, Archie, you seem to have confused the museum with the library. Only a faker would make that mistake... It's becoming quite clear that you aren't a real archaeologist at all. Curious that all of these finds of yours have co-incided with reports of one of our most important tombs being plundered by grave robbers, hmm?
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