(It's a homestuck fansong I know)
Hello, my candy-coated darling,
It's your vannila baby,
I've come to say I love you and I always have!
I find so amusing
I used to be confused and
Afraid that you would never love me back.
But now I see that we were always meant to be,
You and me forever planting lots of family trees
Counting out our children,
Half a zillion at least
We'll name the boys for and we will name the girls for me