Things That Amuse You! Thread Five!

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[Song of Storms]

Both of the second toes on my feet are longer than my big toes.
This pleases me greatly.

[Outbreak]

This poem I heard somewhere. It's pure nonsense
One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two blind boys got up to fight,
They stood back-to-back and faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came right out and got those boys

[Puddinghead]

An angry plant being gains control of a city by finding a ratchet screwdriver.

lolwat.

[Song of Storms]

This poem I heard somewhere. It's pure nonsense
One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two blind boys got up to fight,
They stood back-to-back and faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came right out and got those boys

I've heard this version:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead men started to fight.
Back to back they faced eachother,
drew their swords and shot eachother.
If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it to.

I think it's from a movie...?

[Bearcat.]

I Just got told i was a lot like Pinkie pie

my day has been made. ;w;

[Outbreak]

The Plot-O-Tron will never cease to amuse me
A wise elf steals a time machine with a broom.

[SauteedSquidBrains]

Watch Dragon Ball Z Abridged, they said. It's hilarious, they said.

So I did.

And now I don't know if I'm watching a parody, a show, or the wrong thing entirely.

[Outbreak]

Watch Dragon Ball Z Abridged, they said. It's hilarious, they said.

So I did.

And now I don't know if I'm watching a parody, a show, or the wrong thing entirely.

Nice use of the Laundry Room Viking meme, it's one of my favorites

[Benvolio Montague]

I've been exploring other random generators on the same website as that plot generator
here's something I got from a character generator:

A shy, cute young woman with knack for fixing things who is from Canada and lives with a werewolf in a nest.

She lives in Canada... with a werewolf... in a nest...? o_O
ALL THE RANDOMNESS xD