898: Get a mandarin. Peel it in front of the clerk, chuck mandarin peels at his/her face in a casual manner. When they ask for you to stop chuck em at a quicker speed.
899: Get 2 mice, number the first mouse: 1 and the second mouse: 3, make sure they run around the store. Once people find them, they will be curious to know where number 2 went. Yet it was nonexistent.
900: Climb on top of one of the aisles in the store, make sure no one suspects you are there. When someone tries to take something off the aisle shelf, make noises relating to their actions to creep them out
I'm ChemicCandy; call me chemic!(:
❶ I don't have any special links
❷ You're never getting your tardis back
❸ ...or your vortex manipulator.
❹ if you know what I mean
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