1,000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart!

[RoyalDarkness316~]

889. start yelling at the clerks in German.

[puppyts]

take anything thats brightly colored and throw it and say 'FIREWOKS FIRORWORKS'

[rothbart.]

891. Find the most expensive item in the store, cart it off to the checkout, and when asked to pay, throw pocketfulls and pocketfulls of pennies and nickets at the clerk. They love that one.

[puppyts]

say this is not target i like target walmart is stupid die walmart and leave screeming this

[~Koda~]

893: Run naked through the store scaring small children.

894: Turn off all the store's electricitiy, tape glow sticks to yourself, then run around screaming "OOOOGITY BOOGITY!!!!"

[QUITTING~LEAVING]

895
Open soda bottles and put Mentos in them. Then throw them around the store o3o

896
Open every Mike/Ike box and cry into them saying, "Why Mike? WHY!?"

[catslover101]

897~
Get some candy, then open their packets, then run around every kid you can find and drop the candy around them while screaming"FREE CANDY FOR EVERYONE!".

[ChemicCandy]

898: Get a mandarin. Peel it in front of the clerk, chuck mandarin peels at his/her face in a casual manner. When they ask for you to stop chuck em at a quicker speed.

899: Get 2 mice, number the first mouse: 1 and the second mouse: 3, make sure they run around the store. Once people find them, they will be curious to know where number 2 went. Yet it was nonexistent.

900: Climb on top of one of the aisles in the store, make sure no one suspects you are there. When someone tries to take something off the aisle shelf, make noises relating to their actions to creep them out

[Radithor]

901: Posing as an owl on top of a canned food display.

[RoyalDarkness316~]

902. Play hide and go seek while you turn off the lights.