What's the Difference?

[VesVes]

Basically, someone asks for the difference between two things, and the next person posts a really ridiculous answer.

Ex.:
Person 1: What's the difference between a banana and an apple?

Person 2: The banana eats staplers, while the apple eats copy machines.
What's the difference between a lizard and a dinosaur?

And so on and so forth.

Rules:
Nothing inappropriate, please.
Tess's rules apply.

I'll start!

What's the difference between a lizard and a dinosaur?

[flameheart12]

Lizards drink milk, while dinosaurs bathe in milk.

What's the difference between an blue bookworm and a red bookworm?

[soul.]

blue book worms eat red things....and red bookworms eat blue things

whats the differance between a wolfman and a were wolf?

[Trixzel]

a wolfman has fleas while were wolves wears bees


whats the difference between hardback books and paper back books

[soul.]

because hardback books slap you and and paperback don't do nothing

whats the differance between a dod and a cat?

[Trixzel]

well dogs they will eat your home work while you cat will use it to try and take over the world


whats the difference between cologne and perfume??

[soul.]

man were perfume and women were cologne! XD

whats the differance between a cought and a sneeze?

[Trixzel]

well a cough means you sick a sneeze means you are sleeping ....o.0


whats the difference between slugs and snails

[soul.]

slugs go to slow and snails you can eat...ugh!

whats the differance between a ice cream and yogurt?

[Trixzel]

ice cream you can wear as accessory on your head while yogurt you have to drink



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