by bluebell. » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:57 am
This is hilarious!
Brother: "Mom, why does dad wear his underpants to bed?"
Mom: "What do you mean? You wear your underpants to bed?"
Brother: "No I don't."
Mom: "Oh, you mean why doesn't dad wear pajamas to bed?"
Brother: "Yeah, why does he only sleep in his underpants?"
Mom: "I think he gets too hot in pajamas."
Brother: "Oh. Mom, I'm going to get the sewing machine and sew him some special freezing green pajama bottoms so he won't get hot. The pants will have a special spongy pad to keep the pants cold."
Mom: (laughs hysterically) "What a good idea Connor."
Brother: "Mom, I'm going to say, 'Dad' and he's going to say, 'What is it son?' and then I'm going to give him his freezing green pajama pants and he's going to get a big smile on his face and say, 'Thank you so much Dr. Two Brains, I love them.'"
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