the zoo {joke rp; o&a}

[melbourned]

Ruffie/male/665/tags; Chevre
Ruffie began to cry. "whyyoutakemyphoneandslapmeandyell!!" Ruffie then ran away really fast crying *not very edgy* that everyone could hear.

[primcval]

Dark Raven Scar Rain Way male/17/tags; Edgelord

Dark Raven Scar Rain Way paced, filled with dark and edgy angst about how horrible the world was. He tried to fruitlessly attempt at cheering himself up by stalking towards Edgelord, flipping his jet-black scene hair out of his face. "I'm more edgy than you." he stated testily. "And I have a better MySpace page." Dark Raven Scar Rain Way glared at Edgelord, knowing he had given the ultimate insult. His eyeliner magically became more thick, until he looked like Gerard Way mixed with Ronald McDonald, as it always did when he got upset. (Which was always he is 4ever upset)


Buck male/222/tags; Starlight

Buck screamed as Starlight made stars and exploded them. "That was cool do it again!!1!!1" he yelled, very loudly. He waded through the sparkle water that flooded Starlight's enclosure, his hUge muscles shining like a god of sunlight and shiny.

Chevre female/one hundred million/tags; Ruffie

Chevre laughed evilly, but because she is a good and gracious girl she followed Ruffie and says, "Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry am sorry please forgive me?" She felt kind of bad, and so she use a magic to magically bring a ice cream from the air. "You like this ice cream?"

[melbourned]

Ruffie/male/665/tags; Chevre
Suddenly he wasn't sad and popped back to Chevre and said "Okay its okay, and yessssssssssssssss" staring at the icecream, but hesitant to take it. So he looked at Chevre and just stared. And had a convincing smile on his face, that he wanted that icecream.

[primcval]

Dark Raven Scar Rain Way male/17/tags; Edgelord

Dark Raven Scar Rain Way paced, filled with dark and edgy angst about how horrible the world was. He tried to fruitlessly attempt at cheering himself up by stalking towards Edgelord, flipping his jet-black scene hair out of his face. "I'm more edgy than you." he stated testily. "And I have a better MySpace page." Dark Raven Scar Rain Way glared at Edgelord, knowing he had given the ultimate insult. His eyeliner magically became more thick, until he looked like Gerard Way mixed with Ronald McDonald, as it always did when he got upset. (Which was always he is 4ever upset)


Buck male/222/tags; Starlight

Buck screamed as Starlight made stars and exploded them. "That was cool do it again!!1!!1" he yelled, very loudly. He waded through the sparkle water that flooded Starlight's enclosure, his hUge muscles shining like a god of sunlight and shiny.

Chevre female/one hundred million/tags; Ruffie

Chevre threw the ice cream to him so he could catch it because he want the ice cream. Then she worry what if he not good catcher and ice cream fall then he be mad at me,,, and she cry.

[melbourned]

Ruffie/male/665/tags; Chevre
Ruffie indeed was NOT a good catcher, so he missed the icecream, and he got mad....At the icecream and logic for not allowing him to catch the icecream. Then he stared at Chevre for more.

[platyhelminth]

Jazz Caterpillar balanced on a hand rail, playing his "toot-toot" machine, also known as a saxophone. His melodious, perfect tune attracted all of the animals. Jazz Caterpillar was a really good toot-toot player.

Edgelord growled. "WELL at least I'm not a poser!! uwu" he responded, flipping his long, black, spikey hair. "Unlike you."

[melbourned]

Pengi/male/-456/tags; Edgelord
Pengi stared at Edgelord talking to Jazz Caterpillar. He tried to yell "gis letz n0t fite k?"

[~Macmanus~]

~~~~~~~~~~~Honey Badger~~~~~~Tags: Jazz, Edgelord, Dark Raven Scar Rain Way~~~~~~~~
Honey Badger continued to trot through the zoo, until he came across two wolves fighting under the tooty-toots of a jazz-caterpillar. "No one is on Myspace anymore!" He snapped to the edgy wolf that had mentioned the website, "It is all about Reddit, IFunny, and ChickenSmoothie now!"

~~~~~~~~~~~Lilith~~~~~Tags: Pancake~~~~~~~~~
Lilith stared at the tasty looking creature as it neared her. "Why, hello there." She breathed, watching it. She heard music and exploding stars nearby, but was too intrigued by the massive-eared fox before her. "What might your name be?"

[primcval]

Dark Raven Scar Rain Way male/17/tags; Edgelord, Honey Badger

Dark Raven Scar Rain Way narrowed his Edgy™ black eyes, trying to keep his c00l. "Me? A poser?? " he nearly screeched. "Half of your MySpace followers are accounts you just made up to follow you! xD" he flipped his hair out of his face in slow-motion, darkness and sadness radiating around him. He quickly xd'd to show how angery he was. Turning to Honey Badger, his face turned to >;(. "What?? Everybody uses MySpace, I have the most popular page!" he pull'd out his iphone 3 to show his MySpace page. "LOOK HOW SCENE I AM"


Buck male/222/tags; Starlight

Buck screamed as Starlight made stars and exploded them. "That was cool do it again!!1!!1" he yelled, very loudly. He waded through the sparkle water that flooded Starlight's enclosure, his hUge muscles shining like a god of sunlight and shiny.

Chevre female/one hundred million/tags; Ruffie

Chevre screm'd. "NO WORRIE IS OKAY I HAVE ANOOTHER" she pulled out more ice cream, this time Ben and Jerry's. ;)

[✨oddball puppy✨]

Pancake~Tags: Lilith
"Heyo!" The Fennec Fox greeted with a bright smile, "The name's Pancake." Her eyes shined a bright yellow to show some happiness, "And who might you be?" She asked, hoping for an answer.

Snowbell~Tags: Open
Snowbell, did a final spin before posting on the ice, stopping to show she was done. shaking her fur, she finally ended the little snow flurry cloud she had set up in her area. There was still snow and ice every, and it took some time to melt, so why not have some fun.

Diego~Tags: Open
Diego instantly fell asleep. With no care in the world, he slept peacefully.