by Puff the Fluff » Sat Jul 22, 2017 11:32 am
>Dove
»»I open my violet eye and yawn. Why does life have to be so hard? I've slept all day on the sofa and now the sun isn't warming my luscious, beautiful fur anymore. Being amazing is hard. That cruel, worthless human slave of mine is starving me with that disgusting "kibble" and I must go out and have some admiring slave feed me their sandwich. And the window is the only escape, so I have to jump down a few feet. It's a shame I'm so great and must have many adoring fans love me all day long. Are there any males around here? I need my ego boosted.
I jump out the window and notice some male cat right in MY alley. I let out a little purr to get his attention. My time mustn't be wasted, hopefully he'll go away or worship me.
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Call me Mayah
she/her
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