what unintentionally funny lines/typos have you written?

[AgentWashingtub]

Basically how this works if you find a funny typo or a weird line that you don't understand how that happened or is just funnily bad in your writing, post it here! For example, I'm typing up my handwritten first draft of my novel and just found the line "The ninja laugh loudly at him, and I join in, laughing loudly." Time for me to visit the Department of Redundancy Department...

There's a thread like this on the NaNoWriMo forums called "Nanoisms" that's hilarious and I thought I'd make one here! Hopefully there isn't already a topic like this, if there is tell me and I'll take this one down I didn't see one but I didn't look very thoroughly so I may have missed it!

Anyway I know writing tends to cause a lot of funny mistakes, so here's a place to share them and laugh at those others have posted

[Ranger of the North]

Here're some of my funnier ones XD

Ashuka shook her white head, downy feathers fuffling in the winf

He noticed the sudden, carnivorous gleam in the Vordz’s eye and felt his skin cralw.
(well... that sounds painful...)

“No I wasn’t,” Seventh protested shakily. “It was that bad!” He glanced pleadingly at Benji, and was ratified to see concern written all over his small beak.
*sniggers*

Seventh groaned and slowly rolled upright, slumping and blanky rubbing his eyes.

Bracing myself I step back, grasp my bow, and settle into the appropriate position: the ta to my elft
(okay, I think my fingers got confused here XD)