by Anthea » Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:07 am
Dear Dumb Diary,
I'm alone... I'm alone! I'm seriously freaking out. I landed in a giant river, its gigantic! I must be near Yemen, right? Oh how would you know, you're just a dumb old book! Sorry diary, didn't mean to offend you. My legs hurt, as well as my head and arms. Ow.. well maybe there are some towns nearby? Oh who am I kidding, I'm in the middle of the desert, aren't I? I'm going to see if there are any fish in that worthless river. Stay here diary... your lucky I'm even keeping you.
blep