by Aura Nako
Based on the song Pinkie's Brew
Chapter One: If you are hearing this, It means we're dead and gone.
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Pinkie Pie stirred the sorbet gently, watching it bubble and churn. It was a bright and sunny day in Ponyville. Apple Bloom watched intently, confused. "Whatch'a makin' Pinkie Pie?" She said excitedly, bouncing lightly. She loved Pinkie Pie's treats, especially her apple cupcakes. "Time Sorbet." She said, stirring the couldrin. "Why is in it a couldrin?" Apple Bloom asked, remembering that she saw one when she met Zecora the first time. "I thought you wanted me to help you bake cupcakes?" Pinkie Pie spun around to Apple Bloom. "I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued." She started. " They say a kitchen time saves 9, but I'm just saving 2!" Apple Bloom tilted her head. Not another song..That's the 5th time this week! " I've gathered the ingredients to make some Time Sorbet. There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!" She sang happily. Apple Bloom interuppted there. "Why are you making Time Sorbet?" She asked impatently. Pinkie Pie seemed a bit depressed with the question, slowly turning the gray color Ponyville dreaded. She thought of when she was just a filly, watching her parents die. She sighed as she said nothing, continuing to mix and stir. She remembered the message her parents left, a record. Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on. They said sadly. Pinkie Pie felt her heart race as she added the Eye of Newt. After a while, Pinkie Pie spoke. " To save my parents." She said as she watched the portal form infront of her, it turning an pink as it expanded. She hopped in, the portal starting to close. "Pinkie Pie!" Apple Bloom called worriedly. "LET'S BEAT THESE YOLKS AND SAVE MY FOLKS BY BAKING THE FORTH WALLLLL~" Pinkie Pie sang from the portal as she slid down the long pink slide like energy. Apple Bloom sighed, looking around. AppleJack wouldn't notice. She jumped down the portal, sliding down. What was this about her parents? Apple Bloom knew her parents, but they left when she was a baby. She watched as the world sprang infront of her, a rock farm. Just like when Pinkie Pie told her about her cutie mark.....But...Her parents didn't die, Right? Or atleast, Not yet. Pinkie Pie trotted around the rock farm, seeing her family move rocks around. Was this before she was born? No, She watched filly her run out of the house, working on the rock farm with her parents. "Too early. Only a year." Pinkie Pie murmured, walking over to the silo. They died after her first party. She watched Apple Bloom trot up behind her. "Hay there, Pinkie Pie!" Apple Bloom chirped. Pinkie Pie looked at Apple Bloom. "Sshhhh, Silly Filly!' Pinkie Pie said in her normal happy voice. "I'm over there!" She said. Apple Bloom looked at Filly Pinkie Pie, who seemed pretty sad. "Are you sure?" Apple Bloom muttered. "It seems we're a bit early." Pinkie Pie went on. "Or maybe we aren't. It could be over a year before we get back!" Pinkie Pie said. "A year!? Applejack..." Apple Bloom spat. Applejack would be worried sick! She'd be scowled and grounded and.......Where's Pinkie Pie? Suddenly, a scream erupted. Pinkie Pie was over with Filly Pie, Her parents screeching. "WHO ARE YOU?" They snapped angrily. "Oh, I'm Pinkie Pie, Like I said, sillies!" Pinkie Pie chirped.
Chapter Two: Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the forth wall!
"You aren't Pinkie Pie!" Her dad cried. "That's Pinkie Pie!" He pointed a hoof at the filly, who seemed as bland and boring as Pinkie Pie when she was sad. Apple Bloom watched nervously, skipping towards Pinkie Pie. "I'm sorry, I think she's mistaken." She said quickly, pulling Pinkie Pie away. "Heyyy!" Pinkie Pie pouted. Apple Bloom rolled her eyes as they were bak in the silo, Pinkie Pie looking at herself in the metal wall. "This is close to the fi-" BOOOOOOOM. The Sonic Rainboom. Filly Pie darted towards the silo. Pinkie and Apple Bloom hid behind a rock. "I have an idea! It's called a party!" The Filly Pie wasn't much different now. Apple Bloom watched. How did her parents die? Pinkie Pie sighed sadly, leaning on the rock. Her parents would be gone soon if she didn't hurry. She darted towards the door, Apple Bloom facehoofing. Filly Pie payed no attention, stringing streamers around the entire silo. Pinkie Pie ran towards the house. She had to find it. The magic that killed them. She continued towards the nearby and equally dreary town. The Unicorn that murdered them. The unicorn that ended her life. She atleast though it was a unicorn. It was a huge blast of magic. Apple Bloom looked around the silo and sighed, sneaking out and looking around for Pinkie Pie.