[Lumi_Turtle]

username: fluffydawg6051
kalon name: Leviathan
tell me a joke: A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

[Jippy]

username: Dreamlight
kalon name:
tell me a joke:

Res!

[friendshapedbox]

username: ezekiel;
kalon name: lotus
tell me a joke: i couldn't decide between two, so i put both ;w;

a) I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday. We have 245 tiles.
b) How many gorillas can fit into a car? [how many?] Eight. How many chickens can fit into the car? [how many?] None, the car is already full of gorillas.

[Mima]

username: mima
kalon name: wukong
tell me a joke: whiteboards are remarkable!

[idyll]

username: Alonzo
kalon name: Andrzej
tell me a joke:

Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on their sides?
So when they come into port, they can Scandinavian

(read it out loud )

[doryphoros]

username: aporia.
kalon name: zhao-ming
tell me a joke: what's a group of singing dinosaurs?
a tyrannochorus.

[mango marmalade,,]

username: mango marmalade,,
kalon name: margarita
tell me a joke:
a very thirsty man walked into the drink store.
inside the store, the man saw that almost ten people were lined up at the water fountain. the man didn't want to wait that long. he turned to the soda fountain, and there were almost thirty people waiting in line!
the man groaned. finally, he walked to the end of the store.
and, just like this joke, there was no punchline!

[supernovacity]

username: supernovacity
kalon name: Vivi
tell me a joke: a ball fell into a well, you could say it's well rounded

[rottenmutt]

username:
Rottenmutt

kalon name:
Fiasco

tell me a joke:
"Hey Fiasco you're looking awfully cold.. you could say youre an arctic monkey.."
*looks into camera like he's on the pawfice*


stupid band and office jokes bc my life is the same thing FOREVE R LOL

[Madziu]

username: Madziu
kalon name: Lazlo
tell me a joke:
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup.”