If you have a pet, or if you can't have a pet but want one, what would you name them?
I'll start!
I have a rat named Joey Banana, two gerbils named Ren and Jen, a ferret named Charlie, a rabbit named Blaire, a suckermouth catfish that my family calls "the devil", a goldfish with a defective fin that we all call "Tio", three dogs, Tinker, P.t., and Star, and two beardies, Thelma, and Maggie.