⊙▽⊙ comedy central ⊙▽⊙

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Hello, and welcome! ⊙▽⊙This is a thread where you can post your best jokes, read other peoples jokes to laugh or to cheer up, and have fun!

You just post a joke or two! People read it, and if they're having a bad day, they might cheer up!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! :3

*this post is not affiliated with Comedy Central. I just couldn't think of a different name.

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.

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What do nosy peppers do?
Get jalapeno business.

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What currency do they use in space?
Starbucks.

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What's more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

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Donut give up!
:3

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this hasn't been bumped or anything

maybe someone'll post now ahah

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i love puns so much, bless this topic,,

what's an astronaut's favorite band? the neptunes!

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The best one by far.

A pony went to the doctor for a sore throat, the doctor said he was a little h o r s e

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And there's this one.

What did the excited Gardner do when spring finally came?

He wet his p l a n t s