by Kveykva » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:50 am
Random dude at Waffle House: "so that boyfriend of yours, did he go back to Afghanistan then?"
Me, not remembering who all I've mentioned my bf to: "no he just finished basic training, he's back in San Diego for the rest of it now"
Random dude: "oh i see, your son seems to really like him"
Me: *doesn't have kids*
Me: "i think you're thinking of someone else"