Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

[Junsui]

[Aleatory]

Last night I went to see a hypnotist. He had about a dozen people convinced they were at a party when suddenly the cops showed up. They ran faster than I knew people could run, and the one guy tried to climb a pole on the side of the stage. He also told them he had a gun loaded with tranqulizer darts, and when he pointed his finger and them and tapped the mice, they all fell back asleep. One girl tried to run away; he tossed her his jacket and told her it was a pillow, and she lay on he floor, put her head on it, and went to sleep. Then there was glass over the stage. Then there was a dance contest. Then they were on a roller coaster. Then they were playing hide and seek while using their "powers" to turn into animals. Finally he had one girl convinced that an ordinary guy sitting in the front row was some celebrity.
It was like a play where all the actors are really bad, but make up for it in overenthusiastic-ness.
Plus this one guy from the audience fell asleep on the floor- like REALLY asleep. The hypnotist told his to make snow angels, and his arms sort of... twitched. He didn't manage to get him to do anything until he told him that he had to pee really had, and the half asleep guy who could barely stand a second ago RAN out of the room. XD

[infinity.]

I can't even.. Every time I see this.. I cry I'm laughing so hard.

[nefarious]

I can't even.. Every time I see this.. I cry I'm laughing so hard.

/brbdying

[Assassin Noir]

my mom has to go do something real quick

so i'm sitting here

music blaring

on CS when i'm not supposed to be

xD

[Mario]

Oh, silly Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I have to go.
Me: Don't go!
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: I like you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Me: Will you go?
Cleverbot: ctrl w.

TRIED IT. LOLOLOL

[Prince-Akise]

Talking to a cleverbot whilst pretending to be Karkat Vantas xD
This is the most fun I've had in a while!

[Adachi]

accurate

[SunShy]

accurate

this is.. win..

[[axolotl]]

accurate

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