Me: Ok, I just gotta take the cushions off the couch and find my earring!
*Removes cushions* Ok, so it must've fallen inside the couch. *Puts hand in*
*Le wild brother appears*
Brother: Can I help? I wanna help!
Me: NO. *Continues searching and feels something weird*
Brother: MOM she won't let me help! *Whines*
Me: Stop tattling and let me clean! *Grabs the weird thing*
Brother: *Grumbles and sits on cushions*
Me: *Repeatedly* Get off please! *Can't get the weird thing out* What the hell is this thing?
Brother: *Pretends to fall off* Ow!
Me: Drama King... *Grabs the thing again and slides it out*
*Le wild IPod appears*
Brother: *Falls over laughing*
*Le wild mom appears*
Mom: You're lucky it isn't smashed.
Me: *Stares at IPod* How...?
I also found a brett and a penny, but no earrings.