Things That Amuse You! Thread Five!

[Dragon's Bane]

I just watched this commercial.

'The Odd Life of Timothy Green'.

This couple wrote down what they wanted their child to be like.

Put the notes in a box.

Buried the box.

Raining.

Flippin' random 8-10 year old boy randomly sprouts out of the dirt and becomes their child.



Honestly... what the hell.

oh my God xD

[Capricco]

I just watched this commercial.

'The Odd Life of Timothy Green'.

This couple wrote down what they wanted their child to be like.

Put the notes in a box.

Buried the box.

Raining.

Flippin' random 8-10 year old boy randomly sprouts out of the dirt and becomes their child.



Honestly... what the hell.

oh my God xD

It's a movie.

By Disney.

[Dragon's Bane]

I just watched this commercial.

'The Odd Life of Timothy Green'.

This couple wrote down what they wanted their child to be like.

Put the notes in a box.

Buried the box.

Raining.

Flippin' random 8-10 year old boy randomly sprouts out of the dirt and becomes their child.



Honestly... what the hell.

oh my God xD

It's a movie.

By Disney.

..WTH Disney?! xD

[Capricco]

..WTH Disney?! xD

[funsized]

YOU GOT THIS,

BUTTER BELLY.

hehe

bro

BRO

and then the random guy in the mirror in the back >XD

[Trexxa]

Today I was out for a walk with my dog, when the neighbor boy, who is younger than five, started chasing me. Apparently he wanted to touch my dog.. My dog, Lily, hates strangers and tried to bite his little bandaged hand up. The boy doesn't speak english and besides hardly knows any words at all, so what I did was I just started running. (By the way, no one was watching him.. as usual) He chased me across the busy street!! Then, he finally stopped and said, "Wat is dog nam?" Me: " Lily.." Him: "OK!" -skips home- You risked your life all because you wanted to hear the dog's name. That was still funny

[Outbreak]

Plot-O-Tron returns!
A deranged catboy kidnaps the village and discovers a rolling pin.

[Naom]

A geeky scientist gains control of the kingdom with the help of a towel.

A cynical mage must aid the world and gets another world.
Oh, my. Sounds quite interesting. /opens notebook

A cynical musician travels to an old friend and swallows another world.

An annoying dinosaur finds a shiny new invention with the help of the village.

A neurotic insectoid decides to help a monster from under the bed and discovers another world.

[funsized]

Plot-O-Tron returns!
A deranged catboy kidnaps the village and discovers a rolling pin.

XD where are you getting these?

[Outbreak]

From here
A mighty superhero must aid an army with a toothpick, razor, and hammer.
An untamed mermaid must stop an important person by creating the princess.