by .Eclipse. » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:18 pm
Oh gawd Watching What Girls lie about "
Yeah, in the car right now!
Be there in like five minutes
No, I’m on a diet
Oh my God you do not look fat in those jeans
I know right, I got them on sale
I am such a good driver
Just give me like fifteen minutes
Alright, I’ll be right in like fifteen minutes
Oh, yeah, I read that book
I’m almost ready
I got almost ready
These are my real nails
I know right, they’re so long
I hate when girls talk [censored] behind my back
I never talk [censored] about anyone behind their back
I’m five-seven, yeah, I’m like a short five-seven
No, I already ate dinner; I’m really not that hungry
What’s wrong?
Nothing
Hashtag, no filter
What’s wrong?
Nothing
Hashtag, no makeup
I am such a nerd
I never eat junk food
What should I weigh? Wait, I weigh like 110
This is like real tan
I never go tanning
Italian, like olive skinned
Yeah, my eye lashers are so real
I don’t wear fake lashes
I can totally like eat whatever I want and I never get fat
I’m not going to drunk text and I’ll tell you that much
I swear on my life I’m not going to drunk text tonight
I’m not even that drunk
I workout like six days a week at least
My God, your new hair looks so cute
That’s like short, Miley Cyrus thing, its’s so in right now
It looks so good on your face
Oh God, I hate drama
Eww, I would never hook with my ex
He’s like gross and like I hate him
Oh, this thing, I just pulled out of back of my closet
Oh, I haven’t even eaten anything yet today
Eww, no, I’m not like Greg, Eww
My hair does get so light from the sun, it’s not highlights
I’m so good with kids
I know it’s so good to see you, I haven’t seen you in like forever. I missed you
I never take a diet pills. Source: LYBIO.net
I never go on that website
You are such a bitch, I mean, I mean, I’m kidding, I’m kidding
I really hooked up with like two guys like my whole life
Sorry, I haven’t called you back, I just been so busy
I never watch that show, that show it sucks trash
No, I did not have sex with him. We really hung out like couple of times, but like no, we never had sex
Guy, you could have my number? It’s 123. No, it’s like my real number I swear.
Work done! No! I never had any plastic surgery like everything is my, I was born like this
This is my real hair.
I take so many vitamins
I can drink more than anybody sitting in this table right now
I am only having one glass of wine today
No, sorry, I don’t need directions, I know exactly where we’re going
Eww, who’s that?
It’s not mine
I’m 21
Totally me, I just grew my hair up, bleached it
I’m not going to make out with anyone tonight
So glad I’m single, best life ever, hashtag freedom, tweet
Eww, oh, my god, it smells in here, ah, it wasn’t me
Oh, there my little guys
There I look like a double headed monster
They have one body, two heads, but they’re different heads
But they’re both equally as exciting
Yeah, Marble, do you lie?
No, I never lie
Kermi, do you lie?
No, I’m asleep
Sometimes I lie to you guys cause I say the WALK word and it doesn’t mean for you
Source: LYBIO.net
I’m sorry
Say goodbye to Spiderman
Good bye Spiderman
Good bye Silver unicorn
Bye
Got to go be (majestic) over here
All see you next week bye… ah
Jenna Marbles – Things Girls Lie About. I can totally like eat whatever I want and I never get fat. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.
