Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[kobra]

1) Through song an orphan learns to build up his life and then completely destroy it

2) After what appears to be a gut-wrenching betrayal, revenge is taken on a former friend with the power of deceit and pancakes

3) Teens spend their time on an island where killing is okay but littering is not

4) A group of people do their best to protect a girl from an evil Winnie the Pooh who wants to marry her (although he's kind of already dead...)

5) After enduring hours of bear puns, everyone begins to question if saving lives is really worth it

6) A snake fights a cat. This cat later helps another snake to fight a different snake (who both came from the first snake). At some point there was also another snake who thought he was the first snake.
There's giant metal bipedal weapons too

7) A human lives in harmony with many different types of animals until one day they decide to stay in their house. Weeds grow, their hair becomes a mess and everyone blames them for what has happened in their absence

8) Finding Nemo... But it's with humans instead of fish (and the son is now older than the parent...)

[bugbody]

1. a show where the main characters die hundreds of times, everyone deserves better, and the classic rock is incessant.
2. part of a dead animal's body that tastes amazing in between pieces of squished wheat and with liquid tomato.
3. this book where a group of kids are taken and forced to live in a horrible place with monsters to see if they will survive, and when they do survive the world is worse than they had it back at their prison.
4. this piece of wood shaped like a peanut that has metal wires on it and we scrape our fingers against it to make an acceptable sound.

eh, a pretty good variety of things i like c: i'm gonna go guess someone else's now,

[LOCW_Bluestarwarrior]

Here's a new one:

A television kidnaps a small child and they go on a magical adventure.

[Lucky_Gray]

1) A musical that inaccurately shows the life of a historical figure that, at one point, didn't even follow his own advice he gave his son and then he died ;-;.
2) A website where it takes forever to raise animals, and you can't even feed them.
3) Mammal animals that are fat jerks that think they own everything. They also shed their hair everywhere, and leave 'presents' outside.
4) 'Food' that can rot your teeth, give you cavities, or make you hyper.

[bookshelf]

boy who has literally no training goes to magic school somehow (cliche!) manages to defeat the most evil guy in the world even though he's a tiny 11 year old with his itty bitty friends and this happens almost every single year at the end of the year in one way or another and he doesn't die which he obviously would have if he wasn't so UNCONVINCINGLY LUCKY.

[ProjectIcarus]

1: everyone you love dies. If that's not enough, one of the main characters has been denying his blatant bisexuality for, like, 8 years.

2: really weird British show where aliens invade every Christmas. As well as every other time of the year. But they're REALLY adamant about invading on Christmas. The main character switches bodies (and friends) every couple of seasons. The show's been around since, like, the 1960's

3. A bean of a man who calls himself a detective forces another guy to work with him, and they run around like idiots until they somehow solve a murder with the power of pure coincidence. There's a kitten that's also a shark, and a girl who's also a dog. There's a bunch of other weirdos too.

4. Some op humans who murder demons for a living and burn mark onto their skin to become even more op.

5. An assassin who's secretly a queen. There's a lot of fire and killing and love triangles and stuff.

6. A show about 4 life long friends who compete to embarrass each other.

[jinsoul]

1. a guy who won an oscar for his cliche main charecter roles
2. a movie about a weird clown whose main charecter's younger brother
could've easily avoided him and nothing will happen
3. immortal psychopath with a mask and a knife

[Niiflheim]

People go breaking Japan and fighting eachother with their slaves who are actually just resurrected famous dead people all for the sake of a cup. Everyone dies.

Small kid curses a lot.

Three cats go on a journey to resurrect their king but they are interrupted by an evil monkey. Somehow. It’s really deep and one of the only media where all the main characters die.

starts out as a cute magic school show, ends with death and sadness.

[Yubel Fated]

Kid joins the military at a young age after he and his brother try, and fail, to bring back their dead mother. They run around somehow solving problems with violence after they burn their house down.

Man with spikey hair and a man with a strange neck ruffle thing go head to head in Japanese court usually ending up with the spikey haired man grasping at straws and everyone else dumbfounded and even straight up angry with his accusations.


Everyone dies.... Just... Everyone dies.

"INUYASHA!" "KAGOMEE!" "INUYASHA!' "KAGOME!"

[Zexalii]

Kid joins the military at a young age after he and his brother try, and fail, to bring back their dead mother. They run around somehow solving problems with violence after they burn their house down.

Everyone dies.... Just... Everyone dies.

"INUYASHA!" "KAGOMEE!" "INUYASHA!' "KAGOME!"

Fullmetal Alchemist, Homestuck, and Inuyasha

1: everyone you love dies. If that's not enough, one of the main characters has been denying his blatant bisexuality for, like, 8 years.

Also sounds like Homestuck