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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby EvelynBoo » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:04 am

- didnt realize my joke was said, here, im so sorry! let me try again-

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"
He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, "Give me a beer before the problems start!"

The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "When are you going to pay for these beers?"

The man answers, "Now the problems start!"
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby snowflake2954 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:04 am

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby Night❤wl » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:06 am

What's worse then a worm in your apple?

Half a worm!
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby FlowerxChild » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:07 am

a cop interviewing a man about a murder. The cop asks, "Did you kill this man?" The man responds, "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby Budgie~ » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:08 am

whats a pirates faveourite letter? ARRRRR!!!!
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby Blueflyght » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:08 am

K it's jokes that my dad told me when I was a child
I don't even know if it's funny

How d'you call a dog with no legs?
You don't call it, you comes take him

What's green and goes upside down?
A bean in an elevator

Cops ask a guy they arrested to control if he was drunk:
Cops: Have you drinked something?
Guy: YEa!
Cops: You drinked what?
Guy: Apple juice.
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby Penguin31864 » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:09 am

Bump

Joke: What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel :clap: :lol: :thumbup:
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby Night❤wl » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:10 am

Oh I'm going to post another one. My friend irl told me according to Wikipedia this is the funniest joke ever:
So a hunter and his friend go hunting.
His friend trips on a stick on falls on his head and stops moving.
The hunter calls a hospital and says "doctor i think my friend is dead! What should i do?"
The doctor replies "well first thing you do is make sure he's really dead." The doctor here's a gun shot threw thew phone.
The hunter says "ok now what?"
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby Allydia » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:11 am

*walks into the dark room used to develop snapshot photos*
"wow it's brighter than my future."
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Re: Quitting-Giveaway!!

Postby wannabeinnocent » Tue Jun 20, 2017 10:11 am

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
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